A soliloquy which failed to make the final cut by Bill Kirton
Sometimes I cheat with these blogs. This month, for example, I'm quite busy so, by way of relief, rather than do any thinking, I've just had some fun turning a sketch I wrote ages ago for our Festival Fringe show into blank verse. In case it's not obvious, it's supposed to be funny. It might help if you imagine hearing it in the posh Edinburgh accent used by my wife when she performed the original. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons (Enter Lady Macbeth with dog.) To Birnham Wood I come with my wee dog That he may run in Nature’s bosky glades. ( To the dog ) Away now, cur. Disport thee at thy will Whiles I reflect on what this week may bring. ( Exit dog. ) I am not sorry to quit Dunsinane, There is such brash kerfuffle at the news Of good King Duncan’s plans to stay a while. I doubt it will be more than just one night But cryptic notes from my dear Lord – he’s Thane, You know, of Glamis – insist the king has made Him Thane of Cawdor, too....