A Writer's Earnest Plea
Remember Ossian? Well, recently there's a new poet on the block. This one is called Seoras. Some while ago I came across this which he wrote on a subject which is close to many writers hearts and I thought it might just give folks a laugh... A writer's earnest plea. Sock Puppets and Trolls are a pest With their one star reviews and the rest Why can't they be true In their words of review And realise their game's not a jest? As writers we do what we can To entertain each hard won fan And we know that our style Though in vogue for a while Is only a flash in the pan So give us a break, Puppets, do And Trolls, write reviews that are true Be honest and fair When reviewing our ware, 'Cos we give of our best, unlike you And so, now to you, clever Dick To respond to this wee Limerick Try to be smart Using words as an art And prove that you're not dim or thick Writing reviews is addictive I'm not being bad or vindictive... (over to yo...