Musa acuminata by Bill Kirton
Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons After several years at the game, I’m beginning to understand how bloggers find so much to say. Of course, my natural idleness continues to prevent me spending too much time putting this new-found knowledge into practice but, with another train journey home to fill, I can muse a little on a totally insignificant event which nevertheless managed to achieve some momentum – and which I think I can twist into something connected with the writing process. I was in my daughter’s car, being driven to Loch Lomond with her two young sons in the back. In front of us, a VW Beetle. Dangling in the centre of its rear window was a plastic, half peeled banana – exactly the same colour as the car. ‘Oh look, an amusing banana,’ said my daughter, with the devastating satirical tone which is obviously my legacy to her. Never one to be out-satired, especially by someone for whom I’ve striven to be a role model for years (thankfully with limited success,) I chal...