Let the Malmaroking Roll! -- Susan Price
One of my favourite words is malmaroking. I learned it decades ago, and loved it for its exactness. I shall probably never be able to use it, since it means ‘ the carousing of sailors in ice-bound ships.’ Though I suppose I could write a whole book just to include it. Or maybe just a short story. Flash-fiction? It's not the kind of carousing you find outside nightclubs at a weekend, you note. This carousing is done exclusively by sailors – and even if the nightclubs were crammed with drunken sailors, still no malmaroking would be done, because they’d be on land. And merely having a ship load of drunken sailors isn’t enough either, because it has to be an ice-bound ship. Only once ship and rowdy, drunken crew are ice-bound would all the criteria be met, and you could honestly say that malmaroking ensued. ...