Authors Electric

Someone snapped my book on a flight from Ibiza! Too thrilled not to post this. Now to lower the tone... ‘Mr Grant, really quite glad of an excuse to dismount, offered his cock to Lydia, who immediately flung a leg over it, explaining that she had put on a frock with pleats on purpose, as she always felt sick if she rode sideways.’ Round the Horne: Sandy claims as a pianist, Jules is '"a miracle of dexterity at the cottage upright'           Some people have a juvenile sense of humour which takes delight in smutty double entendre and low forms of comedy. I’m one of them. I blame Julian and Sandy, whose utterly filthy sketches in Round the Horne I laughed at as a child even though I had no idea what the jokes were about as they were mostly in Polari, bringing underground gay slang into living rooms all over Britain. Anyway you have been warned, so if you like a rude joke, I’ll give you one (ooh miss...