Twelve Days of Phonemas - by Katherine Roberts
On the first day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
A large mast in a fir tree.
On the second day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Two service texts, and a large mast in a fir tree.
On the third day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Three whats-apps, two service texts, and a large mast in a fir tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Four calling mates, three whats-apps, two service texts, and a large mast in a fir tree,
On the fifth day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Five ri-i-ng tones...
On the sixth day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Six apps alerting...
On the seventh day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Seven sites a-scrolling...
On the eighth day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Eight friends a-liking...
On the ninth day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Nine e-cards playing...
On the tenth day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Ten orders pending...
On the eleventh day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Eleven scammers scamming...
On the twelfth day of Christmas my smartphone sent to me
Twelve silent nothings, because I've turned the bloody thing off!
* Wishing all our readers a peaceful Christmas and a happy New Year! *
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Katherine Roberts writes fantasy and historical fiction for young readers.
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