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What If Duty Calls but Doody Lies in Wait?--Reb MacRath

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  Doody goes by many names: kaka, poo, poop, dog do or shite, to give just a few of the faves. And one thing we all have in common is that we come to fear it throughout our lives in different ways. When you’re trying to write a first novel, you’d damned well better fear going out to market it with doody all over your shoes: typos, grammos, hackneyed phrasing, slothful pacing, etc. Then, when it’s time to pitch the book, be sure: it’s frighteningly easy to send off a query that’s reeking of poop. But even later on, when we're somewhat established, we may feel threatened by the stink of many names. One day when we hear Duty call with what may be our big break we know we're right to tremble though we pray there's a chance that we'll end up with this:   Enough of generalities. Here’s my true scary story.    For over thirty years, I’ve had a thing for the ancient Roman and Greek classics. As I wrote in last month’s blog, I grew more and more intrigued by the study...

Resolved! - Karen Bush

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New Year is not just about partying ... Because, as you will of course all know, they not only understand every word I say, but are perfectly capable of communicating a few choice ones themselves, I thought it timely to have a chat with my two office assistants, Archie and Angel, about making some New Year Resolutions: ANGEL: But our ears are always naked. ME: [baffled] What? ARCHIE: [patiently] Our ears are always naked. Unclothed. Exposed. Without coverings. ME: Oh … right. I think you may have misheard. I was asking about your New Year Resolutions, not nude ears. ARCHIE: Well you should have said. Honestly, your diction is getting worse. No-one would believe you had elocution lessons in your youth. ANGEL: And even they weren’t successful. In England everyone commented on your Irish accent and in Ireland they commented on your English accent. ARCHIE: But we blame the pupil, rather than the teacher. ANGEL: Yeah! Tin ear! ARCHIE: Tin ears ! ...