Brazen Boobies!--by Reb MacRath
Good morning, class. Our lesson today, for your edification, is on Brazen Boobies. And if you belong in this classroom, you've already started to wonder which sort of boobies we'll discuss. Do we mean the mammaries that delight the memories of Jan Needle's tribe, the Needle-ites? Or do we mean nincompoops, also known as boobies? Have you fallen for the sort of misdirection prized by the Kirtonians, founded by Bill Kirton? If so, take comfort in knowing that the real game has only begun. For now that you're here we can turn to word one. That's right, let's focus on It's worth a close look for two reasons: 1) Adjectives, like adverbs, are commonly forbidden. 2) Brazen's dual use here lets us to study when adjectives work or do not.. Brazen Boobies #1 w ill draw in a certain crowd but the phrase is unemployed. We could just as easily write Luscious Tatas or Supremo Patooties. Brazen Boobies #2 works because it does work. After lea...