Exam Time -- Misha Herwin

 


It’s that time of year again where all over the UK children big and small will be sitting exams. Or as the Government would prefer to call it, in primary schools they are being tested on what they have learned so far.

Now I am not totally against exams. I think they have their place and they do demand certain skills. To do well you have to be able to concentrate, retrieve information, interpret instructions and think fast. You also have to keep calm and not drive yourself and all around you mad with worry.

These are all skills that can be useful throughout life. They do not necessarily show how clever you are or encourage original thinking of the sort that leads to life changing discoveries that will benefit the planet and all living beings.

As for creativity I would say it is well and truly stifled by GCSES, A Levels and SATS. Kids who love writing stories and poems are forced to focus on fronted adverbials and have to use as many synonyms for “said” as they possibly can. The marking too can be brutal. In a SATS comprehension paper a child may get two thirds of the answer right, but they get no marks.

So what’s the point? Do we need to put seven and eleven year olds through all the stress of SATS and the endless preparation that leads up to it? Especially since their results will not determine what happens to them next, but are used as yet another way to judge their school.

Every child is different. Some will do well this summer, others will “fail.” What angers me is that none of this will show a child’s true potential or talent. And in English in particular it destroys enjoyment of “making up stuff” and exploring ideas and simply having fun.

Writing the Poppy and Amelia books with my granddaughter Maddy has been a joy. We’ve worked out the story lines between us, developed our characters and Maddy has put me right on how nine, ten and elven year old girls talk and what they’re really interested in.

Because of the collaborative way we work, I’ve had the added bonus of spending more time with a granddaughter who lives a fair distance away. Added to which is the fact that since all the profits go to Blood Cancer UK we’ve raised quite a bit of money in memory of Posy Miller, my daughter and Maddy’s aunt.



The third book "Yet More Adventures of Poppy and Amelia" is available of Amazon. 

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Comments

Neil McGowan said…
Great post, Misha. I'm living this at the moment (I'm in Scotland so it's NAT4 & NAT5, but the principle is the same). My children are 14 and sixteen, and both are doing well in English but have been told they could lose marks simply because they don't like certain styles of writing (one of them told the teacher that Robert Burns should have bought a dictionary) or have the temerity to find some of the set books boring and poorly written. I've had several discussions with the teacher: who says you can't end a sentence with a preposition? Why adverbs can make lazy, uninspired writing (I don't have anything against adverbs and will use them myself, but sparingly - why say 'she ran slowly' when you can better describe it by, 'she jogged'?) and the insistence on avoiding 'said' as a dialogue tag. Some of the alternatives are awful - you can't smile a word, to my knowledge.

As you say, it seems to aim for an uninspired level of basic competence, with any attempt at creativity ignored, or worse, stifled. Luckily my two both enjoy writing outwith the school setting, so they're still nurturing that possible spark of talent. But would the school do so? That I doubt.
Griselda Heppel said…
What a lovely thing you’re doing with your granddaughter and how valuable that will be for her learning that reading and inventing should be fun and life-enhancing, not a mindless chore. Totally agree with you about english SATS and their embarrassing way of a) teaching children poor writing style/values b) boring them rigid. Wouldn’t Dickens have a field day with those miserable frontal adverbials if he were alive and writing Hard Times now?

On a sadder note, I am so sorry you have lost your daughter. Was it a couple of years ago? I can imagine how sharp your grief must be and am even more impressed you have found such a wonderful way of remembering and celebrating her with your granddaughter.
Dennis Hamley said…
Dennis Hamlery

Misha, how true this is. The present Govian view of English is an abomination. You mention the fronted adverbial. I have a question about this which nobody I know has ever answered. The sentence 'This morning I went to the shops' contains an adverbial phrase which comes at the front of the sentence. To identify that 'fact' correctly will presumably earn the child a mark. But what if the sentence for comment is "I went to the shops this morning'? Does the child get a mark for identifying it as a 'behinded adverbial'? If not, why not?

Futility. Misha, what you are doing with 'Poppy and Amelia' is marvellous and as it was in the far-off days when I was an English Adviser. Ny own testimony to the is my 'Hare Trilogy' the best thing I ever wrote and the closest to my heart.
Peter Leyland said…
A very well timed post Misha. As we speak my grandson has just undertaken SATs in the UK in English. Everyone is complaining about the reading paper being so difficult it was almost obscure. Maybe someone with power in our educational world will wake up to the nonsense of such exams.

As a Year 6 teacher for many years, I was always aware of the failure of SATs. Thank goodness they dropped the testing of Science, but I fear it was too late to reverse the move away from the excellent and inspiring teaching that went on in Primary Schools in that subject when I was an advisory teacher.