Bookshelves full of shocking secrets - Griselda Heppel comes clean.
I have a
shameful secret. My bookshelves are full of books I haven’t read. Shocking,
isn’t it? You’d think that instead of browsing Blackwell’s and Waterstones for
the latest hot reads, I’d get through the stack building up at home first. Good
housekeeping, surely. Like eating all the chocolate digestives in the tin
before going out to buy 3 new packets.
Well,
not entirely. For a start, less than half the titles stretching out until the
crack of doom across my walls are down to me. When, many years ago, my husband
and I united our separate collections of 500 or so each in marriage, I looked
forward to throwing out the many duplicates that must occur. There were 6. From
which one can only conclude that either we complemented each other nicely, or
had absolutely nothing in common. I wish I could remember what those 6 books
were, as that might shed some light on the situation, but I can’t. Cider with Rosie, possibly, and The Catcher in the Rye.
Certainly not
Science Fiction, Fantasy, Travel, Anthropology, Psychology, Cell Biology, History,
Biography, Classical Music, Wood Engraving or a free copy of the Book of Mormon
picked up in Salt Lake City on a gap year holiday. In other words, my
undergraduate accumulation of Eng Lit underwent a rather exciting broadening of
horizons, thanks to its new shelf fellows. Since
then our store has only grown, with beautiful Folio Society editions of the
great classics rendering redundant all the old dog-eared paperbacks (which I
still can’t bear to throw away). And I have to admit that an uncomfortable
proportion of all our books are ones I’ve bought, Fully Intending To Read One
Day but have not, as yet, got round to.
There are various reasons for this:
1.
The author is well-known but doesn’t grab me,
2.
The book looks dauntingly thick.
3.
The title puts me off.
Pathetic,
really.
So I have
resolved to tackle the backlog, beginning with a book that comes into Category
3, in spite of its passing 1 and 2 with flying colours. I have huge admiration
for T H White (1), whose The Once and
Future King is one of the best books I have read in my life; and, far from
being of a daunting width (2), this one is pleasingly slender. But – Mistress
Masham’s Repose? It sounds like a twee fest of Miss Muffet clad little
girls playing in a prettily decorated wendy house.
I could
not have been more wrong. Wronger I could not have been. Mistress Masham’s Repose turns out to be a glorious riff on 18th
century literature, with Gulliver’s
Travels at its heart but sweeping in references to Alexander Pope, Dr
Johnson and a whole sheaf of other literary figures. Mistress Masham herself
doesn’t even figure in this delightful tale (it is merely the name of an island
in the parkland of a vast, crumbling stately home); the heroine is Maria, a
brave and resourceful 10 year-old orphan who, stumbling one day on a hidden
colony of Lilliputians, battles to protect them from her evil governess and the
governess’s crony, a most unchristian vicar.
I love the way T H White makes
absolutely no concessions to his readership in what is meant to be a children’s
book, though if I’d tried to read it as a child I probably would have taken a
different view. A thorough knowledge of Gulliver’s
Travels, including the lands of Laputa and the Houyhnhnms, is taken for
granted, and much of the dialogue is in a flowery 18th century
English, to the point where Maria wonders whether she too might start speaking
in Capital Letters.
Yet somehow the richness of the story and the sheer
powerfulness of the characters win through and all I can do is kick myself for
missing out on this wonderful read for so long.
Still, I’ve
learnt my lesson. Now for the next in my treasure of neglected works.
Gibbon’s
Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.
Erm…
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Comments
Aargh Julia, what an awful thing for an estate agent to say! Personally I'd warm to a house with plenty of books in it far more than one with not. But we are in the minority, it seems. My husband and I are on our fourth house since we've been together - in every one, we have had to build in bookshelves as there were none there already. Each time we sold, the first thing the buyers did was rip all the bookshelves out. Gulp. Given that the last 3 house have been in Oxford - where, you'd think, people read a book or two - that was particularly depressing.