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The winner of the nationwide school magazine competition, 1960 I have just read Let’s do It: The authorised biography of Victoria Wood , by Jasper Rees. This is a long book, because it details just about everything she ever wrote and performed. And even though I’d heard and seen so much of it before, I still found myself laughing out loud at her extraordinary inventiveness and wit. Her work ethic was phenomenal – she often wrote all night to fulfil a deadline, but she also expected everyone else to be just as dedicated. Her dialogue had to be spoken exactly as she wrote it, no improvising, and she had a go at most forms of writing. She was a terrific musician, and played the trumpet as well as the piano. I think the most autobiographical sketch of all was the one about Chrissy, the 14-year-old schoolgirl who sets out to swim the channel. Her parents are interviewed about the forthcoming ordeal, and it is assumed they will be in the support boat – however, they’re planning on a day out,...

This has been a crazy week--words I say while knowing that many of you have had weeks as crazy...or worse. In the home stretch of my WIP these were the time crunches life threw me this week: --4-day siege on the phone and in person trying to renew my ADA van transport.  --5-hour trip to my hematologist for labs, a phlebotomy, and a consultation.  --Three trips to the YMCA to keep building my surgical leg strength and flexibility. --2 days sorting through old resumes dating back years, and arranging the relevant experience for positions as a cashier, a bookstore clerk, and a customer service rep. --1 day deciding which online resume builder to try and which template to use, then completing a cashiering resume.  --3 hours attempting to forward that resume to the UPS store that does all my printing and engaging in online chats. --Trip this morning to pick up the results. I don't complain. I bless my lucky stars that I'd completed a beta copy of my WIP's first 200 pages and a...

  On Monday I published “New Beginnings at Rosa’s” my first totally independent venture, when I managed the whole process, from formatting the ebook and paperback to designing the cover and uploading to Amazon myself. It wasn’t that I didn’t have offers from friends to help me along the way but I was determined to show myself that I could do it and one of the phrases that kept me going was   “Granny did it!” This dated from years ago when I used to take my granddaughter Maddy to nursery. She had one of those state of the art buggies with the slot in fastenings that are a total nightmare for any grandparent with even slightly arthritic fingers. The first challenge was always fastening her in, the second was releasing her when we arrived and then when we got home, if I was picking her up as well, there was the struggle to fold up said buggy so it could be put away under the stairs and not have to take up any room in their narrow hallway. Throughout the whole procedure, Mad...

  My sister is staying with me at the moment, and we went to see The Roses the other day, in the movie theater, which people don't seem to do as much, but which we especially like to do. My sister is eight years younger than me, did not go to college, but worked her way up in the field of TV production, chose to not have children, and has a long-time domestic partner because she's not into marriage. I could not wait to get married and have kids almost as much as I couldn't wait to go to college, have gotten a few degrees, in fact, I'd still like to be in college. I have one child through adoption because of infertility, and would love to have a thousand more if I had the means to do so. I put this out there, because our "takes" on life are often very different, and were very different on this film. I should also out myself and say I have a major crush on Benedict Cumberbatch since I first saw the Sherlock series. My sister does not, and she thought the Sherl...

  Twice, last week, people complimented me on having ‘written so many books’. It was kindly meant, but not true. There are a dozen of them – and they give me lasting pleasure – but that’s not much in ‘real writer’ terms. Where I have been additionally lucky is to work on other people’s books. Again, only in small numbers, but it is a very special privilege to have the permission to get close to someone else’s thoughts and words by publishing their book.   This month Golden Duck publishing is taking three new books to the Southampton Boat Show: Scapa Ferry is an account of sailing courage, wild weather and sheer hard work in wartime; The Tuesday Boys tells a tale of foster love, expressed through sailing. It’s a heart warmer that leaves questions: How much can you truly help another person by teaching something new? Does it make a lasting difference to show another way of life? Can you ever mend the damage caused by the rejection of a child?  Both these books are rep...

 We're big fans of Stacey Solomon and her programme 'Sort Your Life Out'. Stacey and her team go to people's houses who are in desperate need of decluttering their homes. My kids have threatened to put us forward for the show! So, we've started to go through our belongings - particularly toys - to see what we no longer need. Unfortunately, we don't have the big warehouse or Stacey's team to help us so we're not necessarily doing this the best way. We took lots of toys, games and books to a car boot sale last weekend and brought a lot back again! Putting some photos up on Facebook has allowed a few more things to go to good homes. My daughter has made good use of Vinted and sold a few bits. We've booked a charity collection next week and are getting bags and boxes ready to go. We're on a partial deadline as we're having a party with our neighbours soon so have to have a tidy downstairs at least! At the moment, we can't see the woods for th...