The Secret Life of Donald Segretti's Shirt - Umberto Tosi
|Segretti flushed out of his Watergate hole, 1973|
|Nixon stumping CA for US Senate, 1950|
(D-Maine) out of contention for the nomination. Nixon's 1972 reelection was far from the shoo-in that it would seem in hindsight. Polls favoured Muskie, a popular, moderate liberal, anti-Vietnam-War, environmentalist to beat Nixon in the presidential election that November.
Seasoned anti-corruption prosecutors call Segretti's fallback the "so-what defense," as in yeah, I did it; so what are you going to do about it... Nixon and his cronies blustered self-serving litanies - but nowhere to the extent of Donald Trump, his cohorts, who have made criminality-in-plain sight their theme song, portraying them to gullible followers as righteous.
|Newsweek cover, 30 April 1973|
Double deja vu for me: I crossed paths with Segretti myself during that Watergate period. This was during my brief days as a stringer for Newsweek Magazine's Los Angeles Bureau, then headed by front-line, civil rights journalism icon Karl Fleming, albeit briefly. The Watergate storm was only beginning to gather during late 1972 early '73. Most of the major news outlets - including the New York Times, Time, and - were still giving Watergate lukewarm coverage while WaPo's daring duo Woodward and Bernstein sloughed ahead, "following the money" (a path Trump's investigators have found heavily obstructed thus far.) Fortunately, Newsweek, then owned by the Post, had a green light. The L.A. bureau, however, was on the periphery of the growing scandal in Washington.
I never in a million years expected to join what was to become the great Nixon boar hunt. Like a lot of my friends, I never believed the Watergate story would get very far, given Tricky Dick's landslide 1972 re-election, his extraordinary luck, weaseling virtuosity. But I was no investigative reporter. I spent most of those days holed up at my home office in the Hollywood Hills back then, pounding at my old Underwood typewriter on a rambling, "Great American" novel, having left the Los Angeles Times after eleven years to seek what I hoped would be new horizons. Stringing was a moonlighting thing for me. Stringers were at the bottom of the now-decimated news gathering food chain. (The etymology of the term varies, including that it harks to the nineteenth century when newspapers measured stories with lengths of string and paid contributors accordingly.)
I was well aware of how low stringers rank on the journalism food chain, but I needed the work back then. (In fact, "stringing" survives today, feeding video, images and information into online news sites.) The old print news magazines were regular, well staffed news production lines in those days, as were newspaper city rooms. In those days, Newsweek stringers filed their reports with their local bureau chief who compiles and sent a master file to the magazine's main editorial office (in New York, for Newsweek, U.S. News & World Report, Time, etc.) There, the editors - all men until 60 women staffers sued the company in 1970 - stirred everything into the finished news summaries poured into the columns of the weekly edition. There were a few byline writers, but the rest of us fed the pipeline.
I got my fifteen minutes on the Watergate front line nonetheless. My contact at the bureau, then staffer Peter S. Greenberg (now CBS News travel editor) set me to hunting Donald Segretti. It was a name that had only recently come up in the Watergate investigation which had unearthed systematic Nixon election nastiness and illegalities well beyond the the Watergate break in - including couriers with suitcases full of dark money, enemies lists and campaign irregularities in which Segretti had an active role. Segretti, it seemed, had forged incriminating letters on stationery stolen from the campaigns of leading Democratic presidential campaign contenders and distributed them to the press. Like the Nixon-gang's burglary of Democratic Party headquarters at the Watergate apartments itself, the Chapin-Segretti operation - paid for in illegally obtained campaign cash - was a low tech version of the Kremlin's hacking of Democratic Party computers and distribution of embarrassing emails through Wikileaks to help Trump flip the Electoral College in 2016.
|Sen. Edmund Muskie (D-ME) 1980|
Suddenly the select committee investigating the Watergate affair wanted to question Segretti. Just as suddenly Segretti disappeared. We were tipped that he lived in Marina del Rey, but had not been seen there in weeks. I drove out there to search for clues and report back. I knew the place well - snug with then becoming ultra trendy Venice Beach - via an L.A. Times colleague and his German wife who lived in one of its apartments and used to take me sailing in the harbor. I combed the docks asking resident, attendants, bistro and bartenders anything they could give me on Segretti. I found his apartment, but no Segretti there.
My "hottest" lead came from a local dry cleaner who informed me that indeed, Segretti had been dropping off and picking up his shirts there all along, establishing that he was hiding in plain sight nearby. At least we knew now that even if Segretti wasn't at his apartment, he was lurking nearby and had not skipped town as many had thought. Sunglasses on and pencil perched. I continued this semi-farcical, sunnny Southern California seashore sleuthing for a couple of weeks - I don't recall all the details - duly filing next-to-useless memos - until Segretti, flushed out, got served and was off to DC to face the music. I don't know if all this occurred before or after Bernstein's interview, probably before. I went back to pounding away on my novel. One ancillary lesson in retrospect is that one rarely knows the significance of one's deeds, particularly when it comes to writing -- in my case be it that particular novel I never finished, or those stringer memos I filed to help pay my bills, or something else entirely. One should just keep writing and hitting those deadlines, external or self-imposed.
None of Nixon's subsequently exposed chicanery surprised me, only that he would ultimately to go down for it. We didn't need for Congress to find a legalistic "smoking gun" to arrive at the common sense conclusion - good enough for voting - that he - like Trump today - was guilty as hell.
Anybody who knew California politics back then figured Nixon to be a thoroughgoing scoundrel - having watched his climb from suburban Whittier to the the vice presidency, then as the candidate defeated by John F. Kennedy, then, finally, to the White House. He first endeared himself to the right, and attracted big money conservative backers by his red-scare smears of local California opponents. He had been a counsel for the notorious, McCarthy-era, House Unamerican Activities Committee in Congress, then became Dwight Eisenhower's, scandal-dodging, two-term running mate, failed 1960 GOP presidential candidate and finally President in 1968.
|Yale Historian Timothy Snyder in Lviv, Ukraine, 2014|
Most of us were not Woodward and Bernstein back then. News people tended to scurry around the Watergate scandal lke ants at a picnic. But there were a lot more journalists in the 1970s than there are gainfully employed in the so-called information age of the 21st century. Now only a handful of news organizations remain as sources of real news that everyone else discusses - WaPo, the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, a few magazines, eg., Rolling Stone and Vanity Fair, the Daily Beast -- too few. Yale historian Timothy D. Snyder, author of On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century, sounded an alarm about that during a recent interview by MSNBC's Rachel Maddow about the rise of international authoritarianism and how Russia has encouraged U.S. politics to drift away from the principles and accountability of democracy to something more accepting Kremlin's type of oligarchic government corruption."What if another Trump happens ten or twenty years from now when there will be even fewer journalists than we have now? That's been the trend," he observed. Indeed.
Due to having artificial intraocular lens implants, Umberto Tosi is technically a cyborg. He is the author of Sometimes Ridiculous, Ophelia Rising, Milagro on 34th Street and Our Own. His short stories have been published in Catamaran Literary Reader and Chicago Quarterly Review where he is a contributing editor. He was contributing writer to Forbes, covering the Silicon Valley 1995-2004. Prior to that, he was an editor and staff writer for the Los Angeles Times and its Sunday magazine, West. He was also the editor of San Francisco Magazine. He has written more than 300 articles for newspapers and magazines, online and in print. He joined Authors Electric in May 2015 and has contributed to several of its anthologies, including Another Flash in the Pen and One More Flash in the Pen. He has four adult children - Alicia Sammons, Kara Towe, Cristina Sheppard and Zoë Tosi - nine grandchildren, three great grandchildren. He resides in Chicago. (He can be contacted at Umberto3000@gmail.com